Downtrodden-looking Chinese huqin players are packing the auditioning room as the judges close out the final day of the first round of America's Best! For Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion